I'm Santana Lopez. I am 20 years young. You may know me from my sex tape Two Girls One Cat. I am currently working at a Musical Diner and understudying for the role of Fanny Brice on Broadway. This girl currently taken by my girlfriend Dani. Check out her trio sometime. They are One Three Hill.. /
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yaleqf:

I didn’t missed Yale’s exams. I’ve been studying so much that I didn’t had the chance to talk to anyone.

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I was wondering where you had wandered off to. I was going to say something about missing you, but Britt and I were too busy getting our sweet lady kisses on.

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piercing-blue-beauty:

I dunno, does that mean we’re a two-shot again?

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If that’s what you want.

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piercing-blue-beauty:

You did?

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Yeah. Are you proud of me?

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piercing-blue-beauty:

Me too, it’s going to be a lot of fun.

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I’ve been meaning to tell you that I broke up with Dani.

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I’m excited for the trip after this week.

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yaleqf:

I had the right to be mad too, he lied to me. He said he was texting Mike when he was actually sexting you. But can we please change the subject? It’s really awkward.

Yeah…he’s a good guy now anyway. So how are things at school?

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airpuckardi:

You’re welcome for totally rocking your world, by the way. Why the hell did we always have to hear that gravity song during them? I saw Gravity and that song wasn’t even included. You always had the superior diva bitch thing on lock, San.

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I feel like that would mean a lot more to me if I liked penis…but I don’t. You saw that movie? What the hell, Puckerman? And yeah, I know. It just kind of went without saying.

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piercing-blue-beauty:

I saw Ms. Holliday and Mr. Schuester fighting in the hallway today. 

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I think Mr. Schuester was going to start crying, he looked kind of like really upset.

No, Britt. That’s just his facial expressions. He always looks like he’s in pain.

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yaleqf:

You’re so funny, San. Yeah, I know that, I still remembered when you found out that he was babysitting with me, you were pretty mad.

Well, I mean, he and I had been sexting while that was happening, so I think I had the right to be..


yaleqfb:

Wait, wait… Are you really saying this? Since when you think that Puck and I are cute?

I hated it when I was still sleeping with him, but now I really have no use for him. No, but seriously, if it were still high school, I would have hated it.


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